bleach chapter 13.BAD STANDARD
Rukia: …not much left…
…this isn't sufficient either…
It's about time to stock up after all…
[Sign: "Kurosaki Clinic"]
Ichigo: ______Hey!
I brought breakfast for you!
Hey, come out____
…
HEY!!
I said, breakfas…
!
Ichigo: …where'd she go off to?
That moron…
Yuzu: HEY!!
Big brother! You're walking while eating again!!
Go downstairs to eat!
Ichigo: WHOAA!!
Jinta: The pitcher raises his arm high…
And "whoosh!" he hurls the ball!
The ball "vrooms!" in a bad direction!
[Sign: "Urahara Shop"]
Jinta: Batter Number 4, Hanakari Jinta -
With his awesome backswing -
WHAM!!
Killer homerun!!
Ururu: Jinta-kun…
Tessai-san will get mad that you're not sweeping up…
Jinta: Shut up, Ururu!
Like I could clean up if I was scared of Tessai!!
Ururu: No… you are cleaning up because you are scared, right?
Jinta: I'm not scared!
You're as annoying as ever! You're younger than me!
Ururu: Tha… that's not right! I'm 3 years older than you! (Ow! Ow!)
Jinta: It's not about age! It's about level! Level! (As human beings!)
!!
Wh… who's there?
Tessa…
Rukia: You're the same as ever, shorty.
Is the manager in?
Jinta: …
…Hey.
Tessai: Hmph
Hey, Jinta, it's still too early for opening hours...
!
[Jinta and Ururu's t-shirts read: "Urahara Shop"]
Jinta: We had no choice! She kept insisting to come in!
Tessai: Miss Kuchiki, is it not?
Please wait just a moment…
I shall go and wake the manager right away…
Kisuke: That's too bad.
I've already woken up.
YAAAAWWN~~~~~~
Kisuke: G'mornin'
Tessai, Jinta, Ururu
And welcome, Miss Kuchiki
We recieved new products from the Other World just yesterday.
So, what would you like today?
Kisuke: …One spare fuel for the Kikanshinki….
Rank?
Rukia: The cheapest one.
Kisuke: "D", then.
…and 60 Soumafixers...
It's none of my business, but using too many fixers is bad for your health.
It'll synchronize you more with your temporary body, so it'll hurt a lot more when you get out of it.
Rukia: I understand that but...
Recently it hasn't been connecting properly…
There are times when it's difficult to move my body.
Kisuke: Shall we check it out? I'll give you a discount.
For all 255 parts, I'll only charge 4980 Kan!
There's a "Diet Course" as well, which…
Rukia: No, thank you!
Kisuke: (geeez…) Paying by card?
Rukia: No
With this.
Kisuke: Bounty rewards…?
Kisuke: "Fishbone D" Bounty reward: Zero
"Hexapodus" Bounty reward: Zero
"Acid Wire" Bounty reward: Zero
All of them are small fry, aren't they… They're not even on the bounty list.
Oh
This guy is good.
"Shrieker" Bonus cash: 5000
I see
It seems that this guy devoured two Shinigami.
Heeeehh…
Rukia: …By the way, did my order arrive?
Kisuke: Yeah! It arrived!
Ururu - ! Go get it - !
Ururu: O… Okay!
Ururu: Umm…
New stuff, new stuff…
Ah!
(Label on the box is obscured, so the only revealing part says "ndise", as in merchandise)
Found it, found it…
Rukia: …this was the only one available, huh…
Kisuke: Please don't say that.
That one is the second most popular, so it was difficult to get…
Rukia: …
…I understand.
Keigo: Asano Keigo looks like Ewan McGregor.
Just like Matsumoto Hitoshi looks kind of like Vincent Gallo.
Okay! Repeat after me!
Parakeet: A… a… asa….
Asano…
Asano Tadanobu!*
(*Famous Japanese Actor)
Keigo: Oh! So close!
That's even better though!
Mizuiro: It seems like the bird's vocabulary is less.
Did something happen, Chad?
Chad: …mmm…
I donno…
He was like that when I woke up this morning.
Mizuiro: I see…
Ichigo: The result of [>BANG<] I guess…
Rukia: Good morning everyone!
Mizuiro: Ah, good morning Kuchi…
Keigo: Kuchiki-sa~n!!
You're lovely today, as always!
Mizuiro: That's rare. You're late to school. (And in your winter uniform…?)
Rukia: Yes
I had some business at home…
By the way, Kurosaki-kun… do you have a moment?
Ichigo: Huh?
What is it? If you need to talk, then why not right h - URK!?
Rukia: Are… are you all right, Kurosaki-kun!?
Oh no! I'll have to take you to the Nurse's office!
Student #1: She punched him…
Student #2: She punched him just now…
Student #3: She punched him… didn't she?
Rukia: Here!
Ichigo: What's this?
Rukia: "Gikongan"(Artificial Spirit Pill)! A pill than forcibly pulls the spirit from the body.
Normally, it's used on spirits who've already died yet won't let go of their bodies, but…
I'm giving it to you!
Ichigo: …the reason you were gone this morning was to go and buy this thing?
Rukia: Yup!
Because of what happened the other day
I quickly went and bought it!
Listen.
When it's swallowed, a temporary soul can enter the body while the real soul can come out!
In case of an emergency, when I'm not nearby and you run into a Hollow, use this to become a Shinigami!
Ichigo: Gikongan…?
Rukia: That's right!
If you push the duck's head, a pill comes out!
Ichigo: …but it says "Soul Candy"…
Rukia: Tha… That is…
The Shinigami Women's Association complained that "Gikongan" isn't a cute name, so…
The name was changed 3 years ago.
Ichigo: Why is it a duck?
Rukia: Sh… Shut up!
I couldn't choose the design because it was a supply from my superiors!
Of course I wanted the most popular one, Chappy the Bunny!
Ichigo: …oh, really…
…you wanted the bunny, huh…
Rukia: Wha… what's with that look!?
Are you insulting me!? Bastard!!
Ichigo: …But I only understood a little bit of your earlier explanation…
Rukia: Try it!
You'll understand soon enough if you try one!
[Sound FX: Ducky: "Squeek!"
Ichigo: "Gulp!"]
Ichigo: I really did come out!
Rukia: Surprised? (Fufufu)
Also, no one will notice you left your body,
since the temporary soul has already entered your cast-off shell!
Ichigo: Ooh!
(Airy's note: The Temporary Soul's name is "Kon". Why? Because I say so… ;-P heh)
Kon: Nice to meet you!
My name is Kurosaki Ichigo.
My favorite phrase is "Early to bed, early to rise"!
Ichigo: …Ah?
Rukia: (Heheh) 108 Shinigami scientists calculated an "Ideal Personality" for the temporary soul's
personality to adopt. (How's that? Cool, huh?)
Ichigo: It is not cool! What is that!?
That's nothing like me! Hey!
(Smiling Kon in background: "Hahahaha!")
Rukia: Hm!?
It's an order.
Perfect! Let's leave it to him and get over to the scene!
Ichigo: Are… Are you stupid!?
Rukia: Don't complain! Let's go!
Ichigo: No way! We'll definitely be found out!
Hey! Are you listening to me, bitch!?
HEY! "Me"! Get over to my next class!
Kon: (Hahahahaha) Leave it to me, Master!
Kon: …Take your time.
(Label on the box: "Poor Merchandise")
Kisuke: …oh?
Oh, dear.
Rukia: …not much left…
…this isn't sufficient either…
It's about time to stock up after all…
[Sign: "Kurosaki Clinic"]
Ichigo: ______Hey!
I brought breakfast for you!
Hey, come out____
…
HEY!!
I said, breakfas…
!
Ichigo: …where'd she go off to?
That moron…
Yuzu: HEY!!
Big brother! You're walking while eating again!!
Go downstairs to eat!
Ichigo: WHOAA!!
Jinta: The pitcher raises his arm high…
And "whoosh!" he hurls the ball!
The ball "vrooms!" in a bad direction!
[Sign: "Urahara Shop"]
Jinta: Batter Number 4, Hanakari Jinta -
With his awesome backswing -
WHAM!!
Killer homerun!!
Ururu: Jinta-kun…
Tessai-san will get mad that you're not sweeping up…
Jinta: Shut up, Ururu!
Like I could clean up if I was scared of Tessai!!
Ururu: No… you are cleaning up because you are scared, right?
Jinta: I'm not scared!
You're as annoying as ever! You're younger than me!
Ururu: Tha… that's not right! I'm 3 years older than you! (Ow! Ow!)
Jinta: It's not about age! It's about level! Level! (As human beings!)
!!
Wh… who's there?
Tessa…
Rukia: You're the same as ever, shorty.
Is the manager in?
Jinta: …
…Hey.
Tessai: Hmph
Hey, Jinta, it's still too early for opening hours...
!
[Jinta and Ururu's t-shirts read: "Urahara Shop"]
Jinta: We had no choice! She kept insisting to come in!
Tessai: Miss Kuchiki, is it not?
Please wait just a moment…
I shall go and wake the manager right away…
Kisuke: That's too bad.
I've already woken up.
YAAAAWWN~~~~~~
Kisuke: G'mornin'
Tessai, Jinta, Ururu
And welcome, Miss Kuchiki
We recieved new products from the Other World just yesterday.
So, what would you like today?
Kisuke: …One spare fuel for the Kikanshinki….
Rank?
Rukia: The cheapest one.
Kisuke: "D", then.
…and 60 Soumafixers...
It's none of my business, but using too many fixers is bad for your health.
It'll synchronize you more with your temporary body, so it'll hurt a lot more when you get out of it.
Rukia: I understand that but...
Recently it hasn't been connecting properly…
There are times when it's difficult to move my body.
Kisuke: Shall we check it out? I'll give you a discount.
For all 255 parts, I'll only charge 4980 Kan!
There's a "Diet Course" as well, which…
Rukia: No, thank you!
Kisuke: (geeez…) Paying by card?
Rukia: No
With this.
Kisuke: Bounty rewards…?
Kisuke: "Fishbone D" Bounty reward: Zero
"Hexapodus" Bounty reward: Zero
"Acid Wire" Bounty reward: Zero
All of them are small fry, aren't they… They're not even on the bounty list.
Oh
This guy is good.
"Shrieker" Bonus cash: 5000
I see
It seems that this guy devoured two Shinigami.
Heeeehh…
Rukia: …By the way, did my order arrive?
Kisuke: Yeah! It arrived!
Ururu - ! Go get it - !
Ururu: O… Okay!
Ururu: Umm…
New stuff, new stuff…
Ah!
(Label on the box is obscured, so the only revealing part says "ndise", as in merchandise)
Found it, found it…
Rukia: …this was the only one available, huh…
Kisuke: Please don't say that.
That one is the second most popular, so it was difficult to get…
Rukia: …
…I understand.
Keigo: Asano Keigo looks like Ewan McGregor.
Just like Matsumoto Hitoshi looks kind of like Vincent Gallo.
Okay! Repeat after me!
Parakeet: A… a… asa….
Asano…
Asano Tadanobu!*
(*Famous Japanese Actor)
Keigo: Oh! So close!
That's even better though!
Mizuiro: It seems like the bird's vocabulary is less.
Did something happen, Chad?
Chad: …mmm…
I donno…
He was like that when I woke up this morning.
Mizuiro: I see…
Ichigo: The result of [>BANG<] I guess…
Rukia: Good morning everyone!
Mizuiro: Ah, good morning Kuchi…
Keigo: Kuchiki-sa~n!!
You're lovely today, as always!
Mizuiro: That's rare. You're late to school. (And in your winter uniform…?)
Rukia: Yes
I had some business at home…
By the way, Kurosaki-kun… do you have a moment?
Ichigo: Huh?
What is it? If you need to talk, then why not right h - URK!?
Rukia: Are… are you all right, Kurosaki-kun!?
Oh no! I'll have to take you to the Nurse's office!
Student #1: She punched him…
Student #2: She punched him just now…
Student #3: She punched him… didn't she?
Rukia: Here!
Ichigo: What's this?
Rukia: "Gikongan"(Artificial Spirit Pill)! A pill than forcibly pulls the spirit from the body.
Normally, it's used on spirits who've already died yet won't let go of their bodies, but…
I'm giving it to you!
Ichigo: …the reason you were gone this morning was to go and buy this thing?
Rukia: Yup!
Because of what happened the other day
I quickly went and bought it!
Listen.
When it's swallowed, a temporary soul can enter the body while the real soul can come out!
In case of an emergency, when I'm not nearby and you run into a Hollow, use this to become a Shinigami!
Ichigo: Gikongan…?
Rukia: That's right!
If you push the duck's head, a pill comes out!
Ichigo: …but it says "Soul Candy"…
Rukia: Tha… That is…
The Shinigami Women's Association complained that "Gikongan" isn't a cute name, so…
The name was changed 3 years ago.
Ichigo: Why is it a duck?
Rukia: Sh… Shut up!
I couldn't choose the design because it was a supply from my superiors!
Of course I wanted the most popular one, Chappy the Bunny!
Ichigo: …oh, really…
…you wanted the bunny, huh…
Rukia: Wha… what's with that look!?
Are you insulting me!? Bastard!!
Ichigo: …But I only understood a little bit of your earlier explanation…
Rukia: Try it!
You'll understand soon enough if you try one!
[Sound FX: Ducky: "Squeek!"
Ichigo: "Gulp!"]
Ichigo: I really did come out!
Rukia: Surprised? (Fufufu)
Also, no one will notice you left your body,
since the temporary soul has already entered your cast-off shell!
Ichigo: Ooh!
(Airy's note: The Temporary Soul's name is "Kon". Why? Because I say so… ;-P heh)
Kon: Nice to meet you!
My name is Kurosaki Ichigo.
My favorite phrase is "Early to bed, early to rise"!
Ichigo: …Ah?
Rukia: (Heheh) 108 Shinigami scientists calculated an "Ideal Personality" for the temporary soul's
personality to adopt. (How's that? Cool, huh?)
Ichigo: It is not cool! What is that!?
That's nothing like me! Hey!
(Smiling Kon in background: "Hahahaha!")
Rukia: Hm!?
It's an order.
Perfect! Let's leave it to him and get over to the scene!
Ichigo: Are… Are you stupid!?
Rukia: Don't complain! Let's go!
Ichigo: No way! We'll definitely be found out!
Hey! Are you listening to me, bitch!?
HEY! "Me"! Get over to my next class!
Kon: (Hahahahaha) Leave it to me, Master!
Kon: …Take your time.
(Label on the box: "Poor Merchandise")
Kisuke: …oh?
Oh, dear.