bleach chapter 15.Jumpin'Jack, Jolted

Chi-Who… who was that scary girl...?
Girl-Wasn't that… Kuchiki-san?

Asano-Ichigo never showed up. Did he go out for lunch?
Mizu-Huh? Why would he do that?
Asa-Oh!!
Asa-I know!! Damn that Ichigo... All alone with Kuchiki-san...
Mizu-No, I wasn't insinuating that... Hey wait, weren't you all about Inoue-san the other day?
Asa-Huh? I still like Inoue-san
Mizu-Oh? So basically it doesn't matter as long as they're pretty.
Asa-Don't say that about me!! We're normal, healthy high school guys!! What's wrong with loving all hot girls?!!
Asa-What's wrong with that?!!
Mizu-All right, all right! There's nothing wrong with it!!
Asa-Being able to select from among the cutest girls is a privilege allowed only for popular guys like you!! It's not fair!!
Mizu-I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm popular with girls!

Mizu-AWWW!! Chad!! (small-He bullies me cuz I'm too popular)
Asa-Stop crying, damn it!
Asa-I'm the one who wants to cry!
Asa-Uhh… Wha?!
Asa-What happened here?
Asa-Yikes!
Asa-A… a demon…!
Asa-There's a demon standing in the rubble...!!!
Guy-Hey hey hey!!

Guy-I thought I heard something going on!
Guy-What is the meaning of this?!
Guy-Oh.. Arisawa!! Did you do this?!
Guy-Explain this!!
Tat-What did you say....
Tat-..about me?
Guy-AHH!
Guy-A demon!!
Guy-A demon standing in the rubble…!!!
Girl-Um… Well!
Guy-What is it, Ogawa?!

Oga-Someone entered from the window!
Oga-This happened when Tatsuki-chan was trying to get rid of him…
Guy-From the window? Don't be crazy, this is the 3rd floor!
Guy-Protecting Arisawa with such a lie is...
Girl-It's not a lie.
Girl-I saw it too.
Guy-Uh…
Guy-Well... If Kunieda says so... then maybe it's true...
Guy-A…Anyway! Clean this mess up before 5th period!
Guy-I'll report the intruder to the committee!
Girl-Ah…Thank you, Ryo!
Girl-You okay, Tatsuki?
Tat-Yeah...
Tat-...Thanks.
Kuni-Did something happen...? Kurosaki was weird...
Girl-YEAH!!

Chi-Damn you, Ichigo!! Laying your filthy hands on my Hime! That's more important to me than how he came through the window...
Ori-No.
Chi-Huh?
Tat-What do you mean, "no"? Orihime?
Ori-That isn't Kurosaki-kun.
Ori-That...
Ori-..wasn't Kurosaki-kun.
Chi-Huh?
Tat-Orihime...
Tat-What do you mean...?
Asa-…What? What?
Asa-What's going on?

Ichi-Ahh! Damn it!! We lost him!!
Ichi-I lost my self!!
Ruk-That's a paradox.
Ichi-It's no time for complicated jokes!!
Ichi-We have to hurry up and catch me... I mean, him!!
Ruk-This is confusing…
Ichi-You heard that too, right? The trouble in the classroom...
Ichi-I... errr... he... used my body and... with Inoue and stupid Tatsuki... he ki... ki.. ki...
Ruk-Seemed like he KISSED them
Ichi-AWWWW!!!
Ichi-Don't say that, moron, it's embarrassing!
Ruk-Pft... locking lips is nothing…
Ruk-They say that young people have no morals these days... locking lips is like selling hello…

Ruk-...is... what I read in a novel the other day.
Ichi-You fool!!
Ichi-How is suddenly kissing a classmate just not nothing?! What kind of books are you reading?!!
Ichi-Maaan... The solid image I have been building over the years... How can I show my face at school tomorrow...
Ruk-He's been creating an image....?
Ichi-You....
Ichi-Called him a… "Mod-Soul" didn't you...?
Ichi-What... is that?

Ruk-Once... Soul Society had an operation called "Spearhead".
Ichi-Spearhead…?
Ruk-Yeah.
Ruk-To insert souls created for combat into dead human bodies that lost their souls.
(pic-"insert", "human", "soul")
Ruk-Then use that as a soldier to fight hollows. It was a foolish plan.
(pic-"hollow")
Ichi-Wha?
Ruk-It was then that they were created. Battle-type artificial spirits that, depending on which one is used, strengthens one part of the body to super-human levels...
(pics-Runs fast, smart, strong, sings well, hears well, etc etc)
Ruk-That's a "Mod-Soul"

Ichi-Damn it…
Ichi-This is a pretty heavy situation but.... Because her pictures are so bad, I can't seem to take it seriously...
Ruk-From what I saw, he seemed to have extended leg strength. An "Under-pod" type.
Ichi-So... One of the guys created for that operation escaped, then?
Ruk-That's the problem.
Ruk-It turns out that "Spearhead", and its distasteful plan to make corpses fight, was cancelled before it was put into place.
Ruk-With the cancellation order, all "Mod-Souls" that were already created were ordered to be destroyed, but....
Ruk-It seems some escaped and still exist.
Ichi-…Hold on...
Ichi-…that means what…

Ichi-He... was created for the convenience of your Soul Society...
Ichi-...and he'll be killed for Soul Society's convenience too?
Ruk-…That's the gist of it
Ichi-Y...
Ichi-You're satisfied with that…?
Ruk-Satisfied or not. That's not relevant
Ruk-The Mod-Souls must be destroyed! That is a rule of Soul Society!
Ruk-And don't forget!

Ruk-The rules of Soul Society...
Ruk-Are created to protect you human spirits!!
Ruk-Now! Let's go!!
Ruk-You want your body back, right?
Ichi-He... How does he feel after getting my body?
Ichi-Selfishly created... and in line to be selfishly killed... Somehow surviving that and finally gaining a body... but he still has to run away...
Ichi-How... would that feel....?

Kon-YAAAAA!!!
(box-It feels like this.)
Kon-This is so fun!!
Kon-Everyone is freaking out when they see me!
Kon-I love it!
Kon-I hear Mod-Souls have many different abilities but...
Kon-I'm so happy mine is one that stands out!
Yuzu-Huh?
Yuzu-It's brother!! Hey, bro!!

Karin-What are you doing, Yuzu?
Yuzu-Karin-chan!
Yuzu-I just saw our brother!
Karin-Hah? Ichigo? where?
Yuzu-There! Jumping on the wall!
Karin-Pft! Stupid, what are you talking about?
Karin-Our school's wall is 2.5 meters high. Sure, Ichigo is strong but how could be jump up 2.5m...
Yuzu-Oh, look!
(wall-Over 5m)
Yuzu-See?
Karin-He is!!
Yuzu-Brot....
Karin-No, stupid!
Karin-A human can't jump that high! That's not Ichigo!
Yuzu-Then, who?
Karin-I don't know... But don't tell anyone about this!
Karin-If people saw that, what else would they say about him... (small-He already stands out)

Karin-She saw!!
Mido-That person jumping so high....
Mido-That person was Yuzu and Karin's brother....?
Karin-Nothing!!
Karin-I saw nothing!!
Karin-Of course...
karin-You didn't see anything either, right Midoriko?
Mido-Hiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Kon-What are they doing?
Kid-PE sucks, I hate it
Kid-You kick the ball wrong and Kurosaki gets on your case.
Kid-You're talking about Karin, right? She's such a bitch!
Kid-Ah! Damn it, he lost again!
Kid-Can't you even fight? Who do you think created you?
Kid-Haha
Kid-Why don't you delete him?
Kid-Yeah.
Kid-Those that don't listen to their master... die!

Kid-Bam!!
Kid-Oh, he really erased him.
Kid-So what? I'll create a better one!
Kid-Hahahaha!
Urahara-Now...
Ura-That should do it
uru-Umm... Kisuke-san...
Ura-Huh?
Uru-Umm... I'm sorry...
Uru-It was my fault that....
Uru-You're mad... right?

Ura-Not at all!!
Ura-It's no big deal!
Ura-Why are you crying? We're a team, right?

Ura-Don't worry about it
Ura-I'll take care of everything
Uru-K… Kisuke-san...
Uru-Uu... uuu
Uru-Uuuwaaa....
Ura-Now now now, I know I know
Tes-Manager. we're ready.
Ura-…All right.
Ura-Shall we go? To recover our merchandise.
Jinta-Yeah!!!

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