bleach chapter 26.Paradise is Nowhere
Ishi- We attract each other
Like drops of water Like astral bodies
We oppose each other
Like magnets Like the colors of skin
Ch.1
Kon- My name is Kon.
Kon- K.O.N. is short for King of New York.
Kon- Just kidding
Kon- Currently I spend each day with a masculine but useless orange headed, dim-witted, violent, third-rate Shinigami, high school student and my Goddess, a black haired beauty and former Shinigami. I’m a lone wolf though.
Kon- I appear to be a stuffed animal, but my heart is that of a wolf.
Kon- It's that kinda meaning.
Kon- I'm like that, but right now,
Kon- I'm in deep shit.
Yuzu- Wow
Yuzu- Such a filthy stuffed animal!
Kon- So, how did I get into this mess?
Yuzu- I wonder if it's Karin-chan's…
Kon-Today I should start with that
Kon- Right?
26.Paradise is Nowhere
Nar- This Morning (Sunday). 10:05 a.m.
(Sign: Kurosaki Clinic)
Nar- Kurosaki house.
Nar- Ichigo's room.
Kon- OOWWW!!!
Kon- What…
Kon- the hell're you doing, you…
Kon- JERK!!!
Ichi- What…
Ichi- You're dirty, so I'm beating you clean.
Kon- Don't say it like it's no big deal!!
Kon- If you want me clean, there are plenty of other ways to do it!!
Kon- You don't need to beat me…
Kon- …cleanOOF!!
Kon- Bastard…
Kon- You…
Kon- don't…
Kon- listen to
Kon- people,
Kon- do you…
Kon- Help me!!
Ruk- Quit it, Ichigo!
Ruk- If you need an implement to clean him up, then I have arranged it.
Kon- T… That's my sister!!
Kon- You thought of my sake…
Kon- Whaa~~~!!
Kon- AH!
Kon- AAA!!
Kon- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~!!!
Ichi- Wait wait wait wait!!
Ruk- What?
Ichi- Isn't that the school's toilet brush!?
Ichi- Where'd you get that thing!?
Ruk- From school.
Ichi- Take it back!!
Ruk- Damn… you’re surprisingly strict…
Ichi- I'm not strict! It's common sense!
Ichi- …hey, don't lay that on the floor!
Ichi- It's filthy!
Kon- Damn…
Kon- Damn it… Why am I always treated this way?
Kon- Aren't I their companion!?
Kon- Aren't we equals!?
Kon- If that's how it is, I'm going to travel! And I'll find it!
Kon- A person who will hold me gently!!
Kon- A place where I truly belong!!
Kon- …Say,
Kon- It's good that I got eager and left, but…
Kon- I wonder what to do now…
Kon- I said I'd travel, but without cash I can't even ride the 'train' thing…
Kon- I can't go all that far…
(FX: Heeey!)
Ori- Okaaaay!
Ori- Come on, Tatsuki-chan!
Kon- Ah…
(Arrow- Kon)
Kon- That's…
(FX- Heeey!)
Kon- Inoue-san!!!
Nar- Target:1
Nar- Inoue Orihime
Kon- All right!
Kon- I’ll fall before Inoue-san and act like a lost doll
Kon- This is Inoue-san, who is like a saint, we’re talking about
Kon-She’ll surely hug me warmly and welcome me into the Valley of the Gods (Breasts)
Kon-After that it will be hehehehehehe…..
Tat- DRAGON BAZOOKAAA!! (shot's name)
Kon- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIEE
Ori- I did it___!
Ori- 1 point ahead___!!
Tat- Orihime
Tat- I really think this "Base-soccer" idea of yours puts the defender at an overwhelming disadvantage.
Tat- And don’t prepare a beer shower after getting one point
Ori- Really?
Kon- Ugh…
Kon- Oh, man…
Kon- I forgot to take that Inoue brain into account…
Kon- To be blasted away by some sort of evil new age sport…
Kon- What a blunder…
Kon- …hm?
Kon- Ah… Those are…
Kon- From Ichigo's class… uhhhh….
Kon- …girls!!!
(Arrow- Basically, can't remember the names of flat-chested people)
Nar- target:2
Nar- The Girls of 1-3 (Kunieda Ryo, Ogawa Michiru, Honsho Chizuru)
Chizu- To be honest, I quite fancy Michiru too.
Chizu- Well? How about the two of us in a hotel next time
Michi- No way…
Michi- Your way of inviting is too straightforward…
Ryo- I wanted to walk alone…
Kon- Heheh… How about this cute face! This superb craftsmanship!
Kon- If you’re a girl then you have to pick me up
Kon- Now, do it! Pick me up!!
Kon- Then, carry me home and say "How dirty!" and take me into the bath with you and KYAA____
Michi- Ah! A cute, stuffed…
Ryo- A filthy stuffed animal!!!
Kon- OOF!!!
Kon- Oh… oh, no… that sudden, outrageous assault caused me to speak….
Kon- Did…
Kon- Did they notice…?
Kon- They're looking straight at me!!!
Chizu- That stuffed animal… just… spoke…
Chizu- …a talking doll… if we catch it and sell it to TV…
Chizu- Ah! It's escaping!!!
Chizu- Let's go after it, Michiru!!
Michi- Eh… b… but…
Ryo- Leave it to me.
Ryo- Running away from me takes some guts…
Ryo- The Track & Field teams’ 1st year star, Kunieda Ryo…
Ryo- 100 meters…
Ryo- In 12 second flat!!
Kon- NOOO~~~~!!
Kon- Dammit!! Why is Ichigo surrounded only by these sort of people!?
Kon- I just want to be treated kindly~~~!!
Nar- target:3
Nar- Chad (Coerced Event)
Kon- Why is he
(arrow- Crazy about cute things)
Kon- chasing me~~~!!!
Kon- I can't take it anymore! I'm going home! I'm definitely going back!
Kon- Please, God, let me make it back alive!
Nar- And so
Kon- I was somehow able to escape
Kon- However, I didn't feel like returning to Ichigo's room
Kon- I had no choice so I went to another room and ran out of gas
Kon- I passed out
Kon- And
Kon- That's the story so far.
Kon- Aah, do what you will with me. I give up.
Kon- Turn me into a cushion, turn me into a dustrag, whatever you want.
Kon- Well, no, actually, being a dustrag would suck…
Yuzu- In any case, you sure are dirty.
Yuzu- Let's take a bath together!!
Kon- Huh?
Kon- Aah… so warm…
Kon- That's right… this is it…
Kon- This warmth is what I've been searching for.
Kon- A goddess was here!
Kon- Now if instead of a kid she was a big-breasted beauty I’d have no complaints..
Kon- No, I shouldn’t say that
Yuzu- Ah, that's right.
Yuzu- You don't like being in your birthday suit, do you.
Yuzu- Good, because I made some clothes in case I buy a new baby doll.
Yuzu- Waa! I knew it would look good on you!!
Kon- No no no!
Kon- What are you saying. It doesn’t look good at all!!
Yuzu- You look so happy with Mama and Papa!
Kon- These are Papa and Mama!?
Kon- Hey, which one is the Mama!?
Kon- And why am I wearing clothes while my parents are stark naked?
Yuzu- Listen to what Melon and Cookie tell you, okay?
Kon- Those are they’re names!?
Yuzu- Boss Tuff
Kon- Why am I the only one with an aggressive name!?
Yuzu- And I should put on a mark to show who the baby is.
(label- Instant Glue!!)
Kon- Wait a second
Kon- What's that? Where do you plan to stick…
Kon- GYAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa
(arrow- silent scream)
Kon- Oooooooooooooo
Kon- ICHIGOOOOOOOO
Ichi- …Wha…
Kon- I'm so~rry!!
Kon- I’m sorry I ran away from home!!
Kon- I really do love it in your room!!!
Ichi- I was wondering where he was… So he ran away…
Ichi- But… what's with this creepy get up…?
Ichi- Did he run away from home and come out of the closet?
Ruk- What? What? It's noisy
Kon- Aah… so warm…
Kon- That's right… They’re just..…
Kon- They're simply awkward and poor at expressing affection…
Ichi- Think it will come off if I give it a sharp yank?
Ruk- The ear will.
Kon- NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Nar- Probably
Extra#1:
(vertical box- Next Day)
Yuzu- Boss Tuff is gone__!!!
Ishi- We attract each other
Like drops of water Like astral bodies
We oppose each other
Like magnets Like the colors of skin
Ch.1
Kon- My name is Kon.
Kon- K.O.N. is short for King of New York.
Kon- Just kidding
Kon- Currently I spend each day with a masculine but useless orange headed, dim-witted, violent, third-rate Shinigami, high school student and my Goddess, a black haired beauty and former Shinigami. I’m a lone wolf though.
Kon- I appear to be a stuffed animal, but my heart is that of a wolf.
Kon- It's that kinda meaning.
Kon- I'm like that, but right now,
Kon- I'm in deep shit.
Yuzu- Wow
Yuzu- Such a filthy stuffed animal!
Kon- So, how did I get into this mess?
Yuzu- I wonder if it's Karin-chan's…
Kon-Today I should start with that
Kon- Right?
26.Paradise is Nowhere
Nar- This Morning (Sunday). 10:05 a.m.
(Sign: Kurosaki Clinic)
Nar- Kurosaki house.
Nar- Ichigo's room.
Kon- OOWWW!!!
Kon- What…
Kon- the hell're you doing, you…
Kon- JERK!!!
Ichi- What…
Ichi- You're dirty, so I'm beating you clean.
Kon- Don't say it like it's no big deal!!
Kon- If you want me clean, there are plenty of other ways to do it!!
Kon- You don't need to beat me…
Kon- …cleanOOF!!
Kon- Bastard…
Kon- You…
Kon- don't…
Kon- listen to
Kon- people,
Kon- do you…
Kon- Help me!!
Ruk- Quit it, Ichigo!
Ruk- If you need an implement to clean him up, then I have arranged it.
Kon- T… That's my sister!!
Kon- You thought of my sake…
Kon- Whaa~~~!!
Kon- AH!
Kon- AAA!!
Kon- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~!!!
Ichi- Wait wait wait wait!!
Ruk- What?
Ichi- Isn't that the school's toilet brush!?
Ichi- Where'd you get that thing!?
Ruk- From school.
Ichi- Take it back!!
Ruk- Damn… you’re surprisingly strict…
Ichi- I'm not strict! It's common sense!
Ichi- …hey, don't lay that on the floor!
Ichi- It's filthy!
Kon- Damn…
Kon- Damn it… Why am I always treated this way?
Kon- Aren't I their companion!?
Kon- Aren't we equals!?
Kon- If that's how it is, I'm going to travel! And I'll find it!
Kon- A person who will hold me gently!!
Kon- A place where I truly belong!!
Kon- …Say,
Kon- It's good that I got eager and left, but…
Kon- I wonder what to do now…
Kon- I said I'd travel, but without cash I can't even ride the 'train' thing…
Kon- I can't go all that far…
(FX: Heeey!)
Ori- Okaaaay!
Ori- Come on, Tatsuki-chan!
Kon- Ah…
(Arrow- Kon)
Kon- That's…
(FX- Heeey!)
Kon- Inoue-san!!!
Nar- Target:1
Nar- Inoue Orihime
Kon- All right!
Kon- I’ll fall before Inoue-san and act like a lost doll
Kon- This is Inoue-san, who is like a saint, we’re talking about
Kon-She’ll surely hug me warmly and welcome me into the Valley of the Gods (Breasts)
Kon-After that it will be hehehehehehe…..
Tat- DRAGON BAZOOKAAA!! (shot's name)
Kon- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIEE
Ori- I did it___!
Ori- 1 point ahead___!!
Tat- Orihime
Tat- I really think this "Base-soccer" idea of yours puts the defender at an overwhelming disadvantage.
Tat- And don’t prepare a beer shower after getting one point
Ori- Really?
Kon- Ugh…
Kon- Oh, man…
Kon- I forgot to take that Inoue brain into account…
Kon- To be blasted away by some sort of evil new age sport…
Kon- What a blunder…
Kon- …hm?
Kon- Ah… Those are…
Kon- From Ichigo's class… uhhhh….
Kon- …girls!!!
(Arrow- Basically, can't remember the names of flat-chested people)
Nar- target:2
Nar- The Girls of 1-3 (Kunieda Ryo, Ogawa Michiru, Honsho Chizuru)
Chizu- To be honest, I quite fancy Michiru too.
Chizu- Well? How about the two of us in a hotel next time
Michi- No way…
Michi- Your way of inviting is too straightforward…
Ryo- I wanted to walk alone…
Kon- Heheh… How about this cute face! This superb craftsmanship!
Kon- If you’re a girl then you have to pick me up
Kon- Now, do it! Pick me up!!
Kon- Then, carry me home and say "How dirty!" and take me into the bath with you and KYAA____
Michi- Ah! A cute, stuffed…
Ryo- A filthy stuffed animal!!!
Kon- OOF!!!
Kon- Oh… oh, no… that sudden, outrageous assault caused me to speak….
Kon- Did…
Kon- Did they notice…?
Kon- They're looking straight at me!!!
Chizu- That stuffed animal… just… spoke…
Chizu- …a talking doll… if we catch it and sell it to TV…
Chizu- Ah! It's escaping!!!
Chizu- Let's go after it, Michiru!!
Michi- Eh… b… but…
Ryo- Leave it to me.
Ryo- Running away from me takes some guts…
Ryo- The Track & Field teams’ 1st year star, Kunieda Ryo…
Ryo- 100 meters…
Ryo- In 12 second flat!!
Kon- NOOO~~~~!!
Kon- Dammit!! Why is Ichigo surrounded only by these sort of people!?
Kon- I just want to be treated kindly~~~!!
Nar- target:3
Nar- Chad (Coerced Event)
Kon- Why is he
(arrow- Crazy about cute things)
Kon- chasing me~~~!!!
Kon- I can't take it anymore! I'm going home! I'm definitely going back!
Kon- Please, God, let me make it back alive!
Nar- And so
Kon- I was somehow able to escape
Kon- However, I didn't feel like returning to Ichigo's room
Kon- I had no choice so I went to another room and ran out of gas
Kon- I passed out
Kon- And
Kon- That's the story so far.
Kon- Aah, do what you will with me. I give up.
Kon- Turn me into a cushion, turn me into a dustrag, whatever you want.
Kon- Well, no, actually, being a dustrag would suck…
Yuzu- In any case, you sure are dirty.
Yuzu- Let's take a bath together!!
Kon- Huh?
Kon- Aah… so warm…
Kon- That's right… this is it…
Kon- This warmth is what I've been searching for.
Kon- A goddess was here!
Kon- Now if instead of a kid she was a big-breasted beauty I’d have no complaints..
Kon- No, I shouldn’t say that
Yuzu- Ah, that's right.
Yuzu- You don't like being in your birthday suit, do you.
Yuzu- Good, because I made some clothes in case I buy a new baby doll.
Yuzu- Waa! I knew it would look good on you!!
Kon- No no no!
Kon- What are you saying. It doesn’t look good at all!!
Yuzu- You look so happy with Mama and Papa!
Kon- These are Papa and Mama!?
Kon- Hey, which one is the Mama!?
Kon- And why am I wearing clothes while my parents are stark naked?
Yuzu- Listen to what Melon and Cookie tell you, okay?
Kon- Those are they’re names!?
Yuzu- Boss Tuff
Kon- Why am I the only one with an aggressive name!?
Yuzu- And I should put on a mark to show who the baby is.
(label- Instant Glue!!)
Kon- Wait a second
Kon- What's that? Where do you plan to stick…
Kon- GYAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa
(arrow- silent scream)
Kon- Oooooooooooooo
Kon- ICHIGOOOOOOOO
Ichi- …Wha…
Kon- I'm so~rry!!
Kon- I’m sorry I ran away from home!!
Kon- I really do love it in your room!!!
Ichi- I was wondering where he was… So he ran away…
Ichi- But… what's with this creepy get up…?
Ichi- Did he run away from home and come out of the closet?
Ruk- What? What? It's noisy
Kon- Aah… so warm…
Kon- That's right… They’re just..…
Kon- They're simply awkward and poor at expressing affection…
Ichi- Think it will come off if I give it a sharp yank?
Ruk- The ear will.
Kon- NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Nar- Probably
Extra#1:
(vertical box- Next Day)
Yuzu- Boss Tuff is gone__!!!