bleach chapter 27.Spirits Ain't Always WITH US
Ichi- I hate
Ichi- fortunetelling.
Ichi- Not just fortunetelling, I hate Feng Shui, psychics, and all those trades where they take money from people for things you can't see.
(mag- Madame Akiyama's Global Astrology)
Ichi- So even though it's written that this week is going suck for Cancer.
(mag- Geez, what can I say? In any case, terrible stuff will happen in continuous succession and your life may spiral into despair.
Lucky Number is 666
Lucky Color is Red on Black)
Ichi- I'm not worried at all!
Ichi- Because,
Ichi- I don't trust it even a bit!
Ichi- Even though for example, I tripped over 3 times for no reason, my shoelaces broke twice, and I lost my wallet once since this week began.
Ichi- I strongly disbelieve it!!
Ichi- And, for example__
Tv- And, here he comes!
Tv- The charismatic spirit medium of the new century!!
Tv- Messenger of Hell!!
Tv- Mister Don Kanonji!!!
(Sign- Don Kanonji)
Tv- SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU!!
Tv- BOHAHAHAHA______!!
Yuzu- BOHAHAHAHA______!!
Ichi- I despise that psychic TV show
Ichi- but my family is nuts about it.
Ichi- …What'cha doing?
Yuzu- What, you don't know about "Ghost Bust"?
Yuzu- "Journey to Bust Ghosts on Hollowed Ground"!
Yuzu- The charismatic spirit medium, Don Kanonji!!
Yuzu- He's incredibly popular right now!!
Ichi- No, I know about that.
Ichi- I meant, that weird pose earlier…
Tv- I’ll let you babes hear the Spirit's Murmurs tonight!!
Tv- BOHAHAHAHA______!!
Yuzu- BOHAHAHAHA______!!
27.Spirits Ain't Always WITH US
Ichi- The show Yuzu and him are watching is "Journey to Bust Ghosts on Hollowed Ground", commonly called "Ghost Bust".
Tv- How is it, Kanonji-san?
Tv- In the jar, as I expected…
Ichi- It's a phony psychic show that airs during prime time every Wednesday at 8pm.
Ichi- For something that reeks of fraud, it's hugely popular for some reason,
Tv- …Yes
Tv- It stinks of a worthless ghost…
Ichi- Even though it started last spring, it became a super popular TV show exceeding viewer ratings of 25% in no time.
Ichi- The star is "the charismatic spirit medium of the new century" Kanonji Misaomaru (weird name) also known as Don Kanonji (both names are weird)
Tv- ...This certainly…
Ichi- He's a psychic who debuted in this show and he's now more poplar than most idols among middle and high school girls.
Tv- Smells Like Bad Spirits…!!
Ichi- This is his tagline.
Yuzu- COOL__!!
Ichi- That is cool…?
Yuzu- Hey! It's amazing, right Brother?
Yuzu- He can definitely see them, right!
Ichi- Huh?
Ichi- Donno about that…
Yuzu- Brother!!
Ichi- All right! All right!
Ichi- He says he can see 'em, so he can see 'em!!
Ichi- Amazing! There's really no equal!
Yuzu- It's so cool!
Yuzu- I want to be able to see ghosts like that!
Yuzu- Then, I'd…
Ichi- What you lookin' at, Karin?
Ichi- My half of the juice is already gone.
Karin- Eh?
Karin- Ah, no…
Karin- It's nothing…
Ichi- What? You're acting weird.
Ichi- You're not going to watch?
Ichi- That, I mean.
(FX- Go-! Spirit!!)
Karin- Yeah
Karin- I'm not interested.
Karin- That's Yuzu's aspiration.
Karin- Out of us siblings, she's the only one with weak spiritual power, like ol' Beardo.
Karin- She aspires to be like that no matter what.
Karin- How Beardo also watches it so avidly is proof of that.
Karin- I can see about as well as you can, Ichi.
Karin- So that sort of thing isn't for me at all!
Ichi- About the same as me…
Ichi- I see…
Ichi- Speaking of which, when the first Hollow came out, Karin was the only one who could see it…
Ichi- Wait.
Ichi- She can see Hollows…
Ichi- That could mean that she… can see Shinigami too…
Yuzu- AAAAHH____!!!
Ichi- What? Don't shout, Yuzu!!
Yuzu- Ah… Aah…
Yuzu- N…next week's "Ghost Bust" is…
Yuzu- in Karakura Town…!
Tv- Next week is an emergency live broadcast special!!
Tv- We bust into the abandoned hospital in Karakura Town, Tokyo!!
Ichi- …hah?
Ichi- See that.
Ichi- It's the next week that's going to truly suck.
Don- So, Goodnight Baby!!
Don- BOHAHAHAHA____!!
Ichi- Goodnight Baby, you damn freak.
Ori- BOHAHAHAHA____!!
Ori- Huh?
Ori- Weak reaction, Kurosaki-kun
Ori- Could it be that you don't know about this?
Ichi- G… "Ghost Bust"!
Ori- Bingo!
Ori- Now let's do it together!
Ori- BOHAHA…
Tat- BANZA~I!
Ori- …Ta…
Ori- Tatsuki-chan!? What!? What!?
Tat- Yeah yeah yeah, Bohaha is coming with me!
Ori- Why!?
Ichi- A viewer's rating of 25% calculates that 1 out of every 4 Japanese people are watching the show.
Per1- You saw? Yesterday's "Ghost Bust"!
Per2- I saw it!!
Per3- Looks like it'll be around here next week!
Ichi- Due to the rapid increase in recent years of older folk who don't watch those type of shows, it means that an absurdly high amount of viewers are young folk.
Ichi- So naturally, school on the day after the show
Asa- Yo! Ichigo!
Asa- BOHAHAHAHA_____!!
Ichi- I'm not going!
Asa- Why!?
Asa- Don't you know!?
Asa- A popular show representing Japan is coming to our town!
Asa- If you don't go watch this your as good as dead as a Karakura resident.
Asa- From tomorrow on, you'll be known as "the guy who didn't go see it"!!
Ichi- How creative
Ichi- Anyway, you're from Naruki city.
Ichi- What's with this "our town" stuff. It's only right now that you pretend you're from here.
(Ichi- Scram Scram)
Asa- Uugh
Asa- Wh…Why, you're so harsh!!
Asa- I went to…
Asa- I went to all that trouble…
Asa- To invite Kuchiki-san too!!
Ruk- How is it going, Kurosaki-kun.
Ichi- How's it going, Miss Faker
Asa- Look, Kuchiki-san! BOHAHA__!!
Ruk- Oh, my
Ruk- I can't! I'm too shy…
Ichi- She's… gradually adding variation to her acting…!
Ori- What do we do? It looks like Kurosaki-kun really isn't coming…
Tat- It's okay! He'll come!
Teach- Hey, Arisawa, Inoue, get back to your classroom!
Nar- Next Wednesday
Nar- 7:31 p.m.
Asa- You came!!
Ichi- Shut up! Be quiet! I'll kill you!
Mizu- Oh, no. He says he'll kill us…
Asa- Oh my, the young people these days…
Ori- Kurosaki-kun!
Ori- Um…
Ori- I'm sorry about before…
Ichi- What about?
Ori- I heard from Tatsuki-chan that you hate these sort of shows…
Ori- I didn't know…
Ichi- Oh, that
Ichi- It's okay. It doesn't bother me.
Ichi- Keigo and Mizuiro know I despise it and they do that.
Asa- BOHAHAHAHA___!!
Ori- But…
Ori- …you came.
Ori- Why?
Ichi- Yeah
Ichi- It's because Yuzu and Dad are huge fans of the show.
Ori- Your little sister and father?
(Yuzu- BOHAHAHAHA__)
Ichi- Yeah
Ori- And so you came?
Ori- Even though you despise it?
Ichi- Eh?
Ichi- They'd look pretty pitiful if just the 2 of them came.
Ori- You're so kind.
Ichi- Why's that?
Ichi- It's normal.
Ori- Yeah
Ori- You're right...
Ori- It's normal.
Ori- It's normal…
Ichi- …In any case…
Ichi- Anyone and everyone is foolishly gathering together…
Ichi- The TV show staff will think
Ichi- that the people around here don't really get any entertainment!
Ichi- Freaks
Ruk- What's wrong! You seem down, Ichigo!
Ruk- BOHAHAHAHA____!!
Ichi- Bitch…!!
Ruk- Hey, hey, what's with that face!
Ichi- Don't you ever shut up?
Ruk- You went to the trouble of coming! It would be a waste if you didn't have fun!
Ruk- You must be tired from balancing schoolwork with Shinigami-work all the time.
Ruk- Use this chance to spread your wings!
Ichi- …Rukia… you…
Ichi- Concerned over my health…
Ichi- You've got surprisingly kind moments too…
Ruk- …By the way…
Ruk- What in the world is this festival all about?
Ichi- You came here without even a clue!?
Ruk- I see…
Ruk- A "tee-vee" show…
Ruk- I understand!
Ruk- And so, it's a festival of that!
Ichi- …You don't get it at all…
Ichi- But still…
Ichi- Is there really a spirit in the abandoned hospital?
Ruk- How come?
Ichi- It's standard for a psychic show, but
Ichi- See, if that sort of spirit is here,
Ichi- you Shinigami would have already taken care of it, right?
Ruk- …I wouldn't say that exactly.
Ruk- In this sort of place, it is usually an earth-bound spirit.
Ruk- Earth-bound spirits are naturally assimilated with the land, so Soul Society and our sensor rarely picks up on them.
Ruk- The one circumstance where an earth-bound spirit shows itself is…
Man1- Coming through!
Man2- More to the right. Back! Back!
Man2- Put it towards the center!
Man1- Yessir!
Ruk- Only when a human trespasses on its territory…!
(mag- This week is ripe with opportunities!!
You will make new friends and a new world may open to you!
Overall- 5 stars
Health- 5 stars
Money- 4 stars)
Ichi- That's why I said I don't believe.
Extra#2-
Nar- It's a Peter Pan concept! The positive lettering is the point!
FX- Whoosh
Shirt- Don't give up your dreams
Ichi- I hate
Ichi- fortunetelling.
Ichi- Not just fortunetelling, I hate Feng Shui, psychics, and all those trades where they take money from people for things you can't see.
(mag- Madame Akiyama's Global Astrology)
Ichi- So even though it's written that this week is going suck for Cancer.
(mag- Geez, what can I say? In any case, terrible stuff will happen in continuous succession and your life may spiral into despair.
Lucky Number is 666
Lucky Color is Red on Black)
Ichi- I'm not worried at all!
Ichi- Because,
Ichi- I don't trust it even a bit!
Ichi- Even though for example, I tripped over 3 times for no reason, my shoelaces broke twice, and I lost my wallet once since this week began.
Ichi- I strongly disbelieve it!!
Ichi- And, for example__
Tv- And, here he comes!
Tv- The charismatic spirit medium of the new century!!
Tv- Messenger of Hell!!
Tv- Mister Don Kanonji!!!
(Sign- Don Kanonji)
Tv- SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU!!
Tv- BOHAHAHAHA______!!
Yuzu- BOHAHAHAHA______!!
Ichi- I despise that psychic TV show
Ichi- but my family is nuts about it.
Ichi- …What'cha doing?
Yuzu- What, you don't know about "Ghost Bust"?
Yuzu- "Journey to Bust Ghosts on Hollowed Ground"!
Yuzu- The charismatic spirit medium, Don Kanonji!!
Yuzu- He's incredibly popular right now!!
Ichi- No, I know about that.
Ichi- I meant, that weird pose earlier…
Tv- I’ll let you babes hear the Spirit's Murmurs tonight!!
Tv- BOHAHAHAHA______!!
Yuzu- BOHAHAHAHA______!!
27.Spirits Ain't Always WITH US
Ichi- The show Yuzu and him are watching is "Journey to Bust Ghosts on Hollowed Ground", commonly called "Ghost Bust".
Tv- How is it, Kanonji-san?
Tv- In the jar, as I expected…
Ichi- It's a phony psychic show that airs during prime time every Wednesday at 8pm.
Ichi- For something that reeks of fraud, it's hugely popular for some reason,
Tv- …Yes
Tv- It stinks of a worthless ghost…
Ichi- Even though it started last spring, it became a super popular TV show exceeding viewer ratings of 25% in no time.
Ichi- The star is "the charismatic spirit medium of the new century" Kanonji Misaomaru (weird name) also known as Don Kanonji (both names are weird)
Tv- ...This certainly…
Ichi- He's a psychic who debuted in this show and he's now more poplar than most idols among middle and high school girls.
Tv- Smells Like Bad Spirits…!!
Ichi- This is his tagline.
Yuzu- COOL__!!
Ichi- That is cool…?
Yuzu- Hey! It's amazing, right Brother?
Yuzu- He can definitely see them, right!
Ichi- Huh?
Ichi- Donno about that…
Yuzu- Brother!!
Ichi- All right! All right!
Ichi- He says he can see 'em, so he can see 'em!!
Ichi- Amazing! There's really no equal!
Yuzu- It's so cool!
Yuzu- I want to be able to see ghosts like that!
Yuzu- Then, I'd…
Ichi- What you lookin' at, Karin?
Ichi- My half of the juice is already gone.
Karin- Eh?
Karin- Ah, no…
Karin- It's nothing…
Ichi- What? You're acting weird.
Ichi- You're not going to watch?
Ichi- That, I mean.
(FX- Go-! Spirit!!)
Karin- Yeah
Karin- I'm not interested.
Karin- That's Yuzu's aspiration.
Karin- Out of us siblings, she's the only one with weak spiritual power, like ol' Beardo.
Karin- She aspires to be like that no matter what.
Karin- How Beardo also watches it so avidly is proof of that.
Karin- I can see about as well as you can, Ichi.
Karin- So that sort of thing isn't for me at all!
Ichi- About the same as me…
Ichi- I see…
Ichi- Speaking of which, when the first Hollow came out, Karin was the only one who could see it…
Ichi- Wait.
Ichi- She can see Hollows…
Ichi- That could mean that she… can see Shinigami too…
Yuzu- AAAAHH____!!!
Ichi- What? Don't shout, Yuzu!!
Yuzu- Ah… Aah…
Yuzu- N…next week's "Ghost Bust" is…
Yuzu- in Karakura Town…!
Tv- Next week is an emergency live broadcast special!!
Tv- We bust into the abandoned hospital in Karakura Town, Tokyo!!
Ichi- …hah?
Ichi- See that.
Ichi- It's the next week that's going to truly suck.
Don- So, Goodnight Baby!!
Don- BOHAHAHAHA____!!
Ichi- Goodnight Baby, you damn freak.
Ori- BOHAHAHAHA____!!
Ori- Huh?
Ori- Weak reaction, Kurosaki-kun
Ori- Could it be that you don't know about this?
Ichi- G… "Ghost Bust"!
Ori- Bingo!
Ori- Now let's do it together!
Ori- BOHAHA…
Tat- BANZA~I!
Ori- …Ta…
Ori- Tatsuki-chan!? What!? What!?
Tat- Yeah yeah yeah, Bohaha is coming with me!
Ori- Why!?
Ichi- A viewer's rating of 25% calculates that 1 out of every 4 Japanese people are watching the show.
Per1- You saw? Yesterday's "Ghost Bust"!
Per2- I saw it!!
Per3- Looks like it'll be around here next week!
Ichi- Due to the rapid increase in recent years of older folk who don't watch those type of shows, it means that an absurdly high amount of viewers are young folk.
Ichi- So naturally, school on the day after the show
Asa- Yo! Ichigo!
Asa- BOHAHAHAHA_____!!
Ichi- I'm not going!
Asa- Why!?
Asa- Don't you know!?
Asa- A popular show representing Japan is coming to our town!
Asa- If you don't go watch this your as good as dead as a Karakura resident.
Asa- From tomorrow on, you'll be known as "the guy who didn't go see it"!!
Ichi- How creative
Ichi- Anyway, you're from Naruki city.
Ichi- What's with this "our town" stuff. It's only right now that you pretend you're from here.
(Ichi- Scram Scram)
Asa- Uugh
Asa- Wh…Why, you're so harsh!!
Asa- I went to…
Asa- I went to all that trouble…
Asa- To invite Kuchiki-san too!!
Ruk- How is it going, Kurosaki-kun.
Ichi- How's it going, Miss Faker
Asa- Look, Kuchiki-san! BOHAHA__!!
Ruk- Oh, my
Ruk- I can't! I'm too shy…
Ichi- She's… gradually adding variation to her acting…!
Ori- What do we do? It looks like Kurosaki-kun really isn't coming…
Tat- It's okay! He'll come!
Teach- Hey, Arisawa, Inoue, get back to your classroom!
Nar- Next Wednesday
Nar- 7:31 p.m.
Asa- You came!!
Ichi- Shut up! Be quiet! I'll kill you!
Mizu- Oh, no. He says he'll kill us…
Asa- Oh my, the young people these days…
Ori- Kurosaki-kun!
Ori- Um…
Ori- I'm sorry about before…
Ichi- What about?
Ori- I heard from Tatsuki-chan that you hate these sort of shows…
Ori- I didn't know…
Ichi- Oh, that
Ichi- It's okay. It doesn't bother me.
Ichi- Keigo and Mizuiro know I despise it and they do that.
Asa- BOHAHAHAHA___!!
Ori- But…
Ori- …you came.
Ori- Why?
Ichi- Yeah
Ichi- It's because Yuzu and Dad are huge fans of the show.
Ori- Your little sister and father?
(Yuzu- BOHAHAHAHA__)
Ichi- Yeah
Ori- And so you came?
Ori- Even though you despise it?
Ichi- Eh?
Ichi- They'd look pretty pitiful if just the 2 of them came.
Ori- You're so kind.
Ichi- Why's that?
Ichi- It's normal.
Ori- Yeah
Ori- You're right...
Ori- It's normal.
Ori- It's normal…
Ichi- …In any case…
Ichi- Anyone and everyone is foolishly gathering together…
Ichi- The TV show staff will think
Ichi- that the people around here don't really get any entertainment!
Ichi- Freaks
Ruk- What's wrong! You seem down, Ichigo!
Ruk- BOHAHAHAHA____!!
Ichi- Bitch…!!
Ruk- Hey, hey, what's with that face!
Ichi- Don't you ever shut up?
Ruk- You went to the trouble of coming! It would be a waste if you didn't have fun!
Ruk- You must be tired from balancing schoolwork with Shinigami-work all the time.
Ruk- Use this chance to spread your wings!
Ichi- …Rukia… you…
Ichi- Concerned over my health…
Ichi- You've got surprisingly kind moments too…
Ruk- …By the way…
Ruk- What in the world is this festival all about?
Ichi- You came here without even a clue!?
Ruk- I see…
Ruk- A "tee-vee" show…
Ruk- I understand!
Ruk- And so, it's a festival of that!
Ichi- …You don't get it at all…
Ichi- But still…
Ichi- Is there really a spirit in the abandoned hospital?
Ruk- How come?
Ichi- It's standard for a psychic show, but
Ichi- See, if that sort of spirit is here,
Ichi- you Shinigami would have already taken care of it, right?
Ruk- …I wouldn't say that exactly.
Ruk- In this sort of place, it is usually an earth-bound spirit.
Ruk- Earth-bound spirits are naturally assimilated with the land, so Soul Society and our sensor rarely picks up on them.
Ruk- The one circumstance where an earth-bound spirit shows itself is…
Man1- Coming through!
Man2- More to the right. Back! Back!
Man2- Put it towards the center!
Man1- Yessir!
Ruk- Only when a human trespasses on its territory…!
(mag- This week is ripe with opportunities!!
You will make new friends and a new world may open to you!
Overall- 5 stars
Health- 5 stars
Money- 4 stars)
Ichi- That's why I said I don't believe.
Extra#2-
Nar- It's a Peter Pan concept! The positive lettering is the point!
FX- Whoosh
Shirt- Don't give up your dreams