bleach chapter 34.Quincy Archer Hates You
Ichi- Ah!?
Ichi- Once again, there's no Hollow!?
Ichi- What the hell is going on here!?
Ichi- How many times has this already happened since this week began!?
Ichi- Is that cell phone broken!?
Ruk- How odd.
Ruk- It shouldn't be like that…
Ichi- Give me a break! I'm in the middle of exams right now!
Ruk- It's… it's the same for me!
Ichi- Deal with it! This happened thanks to your machine breaking!
Ruk- I… I told you, it can't possibly be broken!
Ichi- Well, what? Are you saying that there is another Shinigami around here,
Ichi- and that guy is going around defeating Hollows before we do?
Otaku- …uh…
Ruk- Er… No…
Ruk- Shinigami are strictly sorted into different districts, so that's not it… I think…
Ota- WAHH I was sho shcared!!
Ota- I was really, really shcared!! Thank you sho much!!
Ichi- So tell that to the guy who saved you!!
Ota- Gafuh!!
Ruk- Wa…
Ruk- Wait, Ichigo!
Ruk- Just now you said you were "scared"! So that means there really was a Hollow here, right!?
Ruk- Tell us!
Ruk- Who defeated the Hollow and helped you!?
Ruk- What kind of guy saved you!?
Ota- …I…
Ota- I got shcared and closed my eyes, sho I don't know…
Ota- Eeep!?
Ota- I I I I'm shorry!!
Ota- I don't know what's going on, but I'm shorry!!
Ota- In apology, I'll give you my treasured "Magical Girl Megaron" figurine, sho please go easy on me!!
Ota- MEGARO___N!!!
Ichi- Alright___Soul Burial time__ Let's do it___
Ota- Aah!? What'sh a Shoul Burial!?
Ota- You gonna stab me with that shword!?
34.Quincy Archer Hates You
Asa- It's over___!!
Asa- And I'm dead____!!!
Mizu- Looks like crap.
Mizu- Well, I'm no better.
Ichi- Quit worrying!
Ichi- Final exams don't hold a lot of meaning in one's life.
Asa- Well said! That's our Ichigo!
Asa- Let's share the pain of being morons!!
Asa- We are…
Asa- Friends for life…
Mizu- …Well
Mizu- It's better to say such things after the test results come in.
Asa- What do you mean, Mizuiro?
Mizu- Here.
Mizu- This is Ichigo's mid-term standings.
Asa- C'mon, only the top 50 in our grade are on this…
(Paper- Freshmen 1st Semester Mid-Term Exam Top Scorers
Rank / Name / Class / Score
1 / Ishida Uryuu / 3 / 688
1/ Kunieda Ryo / 3 / 688)
Asa- It's not like Ichigo would be listed…
Asa- here…
(Paper- 18 / Kurosaki Ichigo)
Asa- EEHIII___!?
Asa- Ei… Ei Ei Ei Eighteen!?
Asa- You-you-you're the 18th in our grade!?
Asa- Out of all 322 freshmen, you scored as the 18th!?
Ichi- … damn, you're loud…
Asa- No way! How did you reach that place!?
Ichi- I don't do clubs, so I study at home.
Asa- That shouldn't be!!
Asa- I invited you tons of times to hang out!!
Asa- I see! You frequently turned down my invitations for this kind of treachery!!
Asa- While we were playing around outside like idiots, you retreated to your room alone and studied hard without saying anything.
Asa- You fiend!
Asa- You damn nerd!
Asa- For you, I give these nerdy glasses as a present!
Ichi- I don't want it.
Mizu- Even so, you're pretty good at studying.
Ichi- Well
Ichi- This orange hair is a lot of trouble. Literally.
Ichi- No matter how many times I say it's my natural color, the upperclassmen pick fights with me.
Ichi- And the instructors keep an eye peeled on me.
Ichi- I'm in a no-good situation.
Ichi- I'm short-tempered, so if someone picks a fight with me, I can't help fighting back.
Ichi- When the instructors falsely accuse me, I rebel.
Ichi- And that gives them another reason to accuse me of having a bad attitude.
Ichi- I'm weary of that stuff, so I raised my grades.
Ichi- For the time being, the faculty doesn't come to say anything to me provided that my grades are good.
Ichi- That's the reason why I study.
Mizu- I see…
Mizu- It seems like…
Mizu- that's a lot of problems.
Mizu- Even for you.
Ichi- Not really.
Ichi- I'm used to it.
Asa- That time
Asa- he only called the teachers in school "instructors".
Asa- That way of speaking is very cold
Asa- and a bit lonely.
Asa- Man, Ichigo gets discriminated against a lot, by instructors who judge only his outward appearance and not by our image of him.
Asa- It's enough to make me feel that way.
Asa- For that Ichigo, I…
Asa- For him…
Asa- For him…
Asa- For you, I give this nerdy headband as a pres–
(headband- Pass)
Ichi- I said, I don't want it.
Asa- Aah!
Asa- Blood!!
Mizu- By the way, have you seen Kuchiki-san today, Ichigo?
Ichi- …Why are you asking me?
Mizu- Well, you two are always together.
Ichi- How should I know!
(8Arrows (from Right to Left):
1: It's true
2: Ah, the two who were on TV
3: He's being so damn intimate with Kuchiki-san
4: Kill Kurosaki
5: I wonder if they get along
6: is it?
7: eah
8: Really?)
(Rukia's arrow- Doesn't notice)
Ichi- Since the recent TV incident, people around me are giving me creepy glances.
Ichi- In school, I'm trying to keep away from her.
Ichi- Before I knew it, rumors escalated about whether we did it or not.
Mizu- Heeeeh
(arrow at Mizuiro- Guilty of spreading rumors)
Mizu- How awful.
(arrow at Asano- Knows the truth about that)
Ichi- This really is ridiculous!
Ruk- This is ridiculous!
Ruk- Damn Urahara. No matter how many times I call, you don't pick up!
Ruk- When it's not necessary, you readily come in and meddle with things!
Ruk- You call yourself a businessman?!
Ruk- …whew…
Ruk- I thought you'd take a look at this thing…
Ruk- I don't know whether it's broken or not, this way…
(FX- beepbeepbeep)
Ruk- …Ichi…
Ruk- …Kurosaki-kun!!
Ruk- Come with me for a sec!
Ichi- You… You moron, let go!!
Ichi- Don't you know that there are strange rumours going around about us?
Ruk- Donno! Hollow!
Ruk- Complain later!
Ichi- A Hollow!?
Ichi- Is it really here this time!?
Ichi- I really won't forgive you if it's not here this time!!
Ruk- I know, shut up, be quiet!
Ichi- Never-
Ichi- -theless!
Ichi- There's no Hollow again!
Ichi- Not at lunch time! Not now either!
Ruk- Shut up!
Ruk- Hurry up and return to your body!
Ichi- You better do something about this!
Ruk- Are you saying it's my fault!?
Ruk- I pass on the orders just as I receive them from the Denreishinki.
Ichi- So hurry up and fix that!
Ishi- Breaking up?
Ishi- What a disgrace.
Ishi- Good evening
Ishi- Kurosaki-kun
Ishi- Kuchiki-san
Ichi- …who are you?
Ichi- That's some weird clothes.
Ichi- You a priest?
Ichi- Why do you know our names…
Ishi- Kurosaki-kun
Ishi- You can see spirits, correct?
Ichi- Wha…
Ichi- What are you talking about!? It's not like such things can be seen…
Ishi- Ah
Ishi- A new Hollow is here.
(FX- beepbeepbeep)
Ruk- It's… It's really here!!
Ruk- An order!!
Ichi- Which way!?
Ishi- That way.
Ishi- You're not at that level of understanding, and yet
Ishi- you call yourself a Shinigami?
Ishi- SHII!!
Ruk- The signal…
Ruk- disappeared…!
Ichi- Wha…
Ichi- What the hell are you…!?
Ishi- Ishida Uryuu
Ishi- Quincy*
(*"Destroyer")
Ishi- I
Ishi- hate Shinigami.
(Read clockwise-)
Kon
Born December 30th
Look at his head sideways and it's surprisingly flat!!
Likes: Sister Rukia, Caramel, Boobs
Dislikes: Ichigo, Asparagus, Onion
Theme Music is Public Air Corporation's "Mr. Tanaka Sunday Dance" from "Kai" and Rip Slyme's "Bushmen" from "Five"
Runs 100m in 3.8 sec, Vertical Jump 13m 56
27cm, 182g
Ichi- Ah!?
Ichi- Once again, there's no Hollow!?
Ichi- What the hell is going on here!?
Ichi- How many times has this already happened since this week began!?
Ichi- Is that cell phone broken!?
Ruk- How odd.
Ruk- It shouldn't be like that…
Ichi- Give me a break! I'm in the middle of exams right now!
Ruk- It's… it's the same for me!
Ichi- Deal with it! This happened thanks to your machine breaking!
Ruk- I… I told you, it can't possibly be broken!
Ichi- Well, what? Are you saying that there is another Shinigami around here,
Ichi- and that guy is going around defeating Hollows before we do?
Otaku- …uh…
Ruk- Er… No…
Ruk- Shinigami are strictly sorted into different districts, so that's not it… I think…
Ota- WAHH I was sho shcared!!
Ota- I was really, really shcared!! Thank you sho much!!
Ichi- So tell that to the guy who saved you!!
Ota- Gafuh!!
Ruk- Wa…
Ruk- Wait, Ichigo!
Ruk- Just now you said you were "scared"! So that means there really was a Hollow here, right!?
Ruk- Tell us!
Ruk- Who defeated the Hollow and helped you!?
Ruk- What kind of guy saved you!?
Ota- …I…
Ota- I got shcared and closed my eyes, sho I don't know…
Ota- Eeep!?
Ota- I I I I'm shorry!!
Ota- I don't know what's going on, but I'm shorry!!
Ota- In apology, I'll give you my treasured "Magical Girl Megaron" figurine, sho please go easy on me!!
Ota- MEGARO___N!!!
Ichi- Alright___Soul Burial time__ Let's do it___
Ota- Aah!? What'sh a Shoul Burial!?
Ota- You gonna stab me with that shword!?
34.Quincy Archer Hates You
Asa- It's over___!!
Asa- And I'm dead____!!!
Mizu- Looks like crap.
Mizu- Well, I'm no better.
Ichi- Quit worrying!
Ichi- Final exams don't hold a lot of meaning in one's life.
Asa- Well said! That's our Ichigo!
Asa- Let's share the pain of being morons!!
Asa- We are…
Asa- Friends for life…
Mizu- …Well
Mizu- It's better to say such things after the test results come in.
Asa- What do you mean, Mizuiro?
Mizu- Here.
Mizu- This is Ichigo's mid-term standings.
Asa- C'mon, only the top 50 in our grade are on this…
(Paper- Freshmen 1st Semester Mid-Term Exam Top Scorers
Rank / Name / Class / Score
1 / Ishida Uryuu / 3 / 688
1/ Kunieda Ryo / 3 / 688)
Asa- It's not like Ichigo would be listed…
Asa- here…
(Paper- 18 / Kurosaki Ichigo)
Asa- EEHIII___!?
Asa- Ei… Ei Ei Ei Eighteen!?
Asa- You-you-you're the 18th in our grade!?
Asa- Out of all 322 freshmen, you scored as the 18th!?
Ichi- … damn, you're loud…
Asa- No way! How did you reach that place!?
Ichi- I don't do clubs, so I study at home.
Asa- That shouldn't be!!
Asa- I invited you tons of times to hang out!!
Asa- I see! You frequently turned down my invitations for this kind of treachery!!
Asa- While we were playing around outside like idiots, you retreated to your room alone and studied hard without saying anything.
Asa- You fiend!
Asa- You damn nerd!
Asa- For you, I give these nerdy glasses as a present!
Ichi- I don't want it.
Mizu- Even so, you're pretty good at studying.
Ichi- Well
Ichi- This orange hair is a lot of trouble. Literally.
Ichi- No matter how many times I say it's my natural color, the upperclassmen pick fights with me.
Ichi- And the instructors keep an eye peeled on me.
Ichi- I'm in a no-good situation.
Ichi- I'm short-tempered, so if someone picks a fight with me, I can't help fighting back.
Ichi- When the instructors falsely accuse me, I rebel.
Ichi- And that gives them another reason to accuse me of having a bad attitude.
Ichi- I'm weary of that stuff, so I raised my grades.
Ichi- For the time being, the faculty doesn't come to say anything to me provided that my grades are good.
Ichi- That's the reason why I study.
Mizu- I see…
Mizu- It seems like…
Mizu- that's a lot of problems.
Mizu- Even for you.
Ichi- Not really.
Ichi- I'm used to it.
Asa- That time
Asa- he only called the teachers in school "instructors".
Asa- That way of speaking is very cold
Asa- and a bit lonely.
Asa- Man, Ichigo gets discriminated against a lot, by instructors who judge only his outward appearance and not by our image of him.
Asa- It's enough to make me feel that way.
Asa- For that Ichigo, I…
Asa- For him…
Asa- For him…
Asa- For you, I give this nerdy headband as a pres–
(headband- Pass)
Ichi- I said, I don't want it.
Asa- Aah!
Asa- Blood!!
Mizu- By the way, have you seen Kuchiki-san today, Ichigo?
Ichi- …Why are you asking me?
Mizu- Well, you two are always together.
Ichi- How should I know!
(8Arrows (from Right to Left):
1: It's true
2: Ah, the two who were on TV
3: He's being so damn intimate with Kuchiki-san
4: Kill Kurosaki
5: I wonder if they get along
6: is it?
7: eah
8: Really?)
(Rukia's arrow- Doesn't notice)
Ichi- Since the recent TV incident, people around me are giving me creepy glances.
Ichi- In school, I'm trying to keep away from her.
Ichi- Before I knew it, rumors escalated about whether we did it or not.
Mizu- Heeeeh
(arrow at Mizuiro- Guilty of spreading rumors)
Mizu- How awful.
(arrow at Asano- Knows the truth about that)
Ichi- This really is ridiculous!
Ruk- This is ridiculous!
Ruk- Damn Urahara. No matter how many times I call, you don't pick up!
Ruk- When it's not necessary, you readily come in and meddle with things!
Ruk- You call yourself a businessman?!
Ruk- …whew…
Ruk- I thought you'd take a look at this thing…
Ruk- I don't know whether it's broken or not, this way…
(FX- beepbeepbeep)
Ruk- …Ichi…
Ruk- …Kurosaki-kun!!
Ruk- Come with me for a sec!
Ichi- You… You moron, let go!!
Ichi- Don't you know that there are strange rumours going around about us?
Ruk- Donno! Hollow!
Ruk- Complain later!
Ichi- A Hollow!?
Ichi- Is it really here this time!?
Ichi- I really won't forgive you if it's not here this time!!
Ruk- I know, shut up, be quiet!
Ichi- Never-
Ichi- -theless!
Ichi- There's no Hollow again!
Ichi- Not at lunch time! Not now either!
Ruk- Shut up!
Ruk- Hurry up and return to your body!
Ichi- You better do something about this!
Ruk- Are you saying it's my fault!?
Ruk- I pass on the orders just as I receive them from the Denreishinki.
Ichi- So hurry up and fix that!
Ishi- Breaking up?
Ishi- What a disgrace.
Ishi- Good evening
Ishi- Kurosaki-kun
Ishi- Kuchiki-san
Ichi- …who are you?
Ichi- That's some weird clothes.
Ichi- You a priest?
Ichi- Why do you know our names…
Ishi- Kurosaki-kun
Ishi- You can see spirits, correct?
Ichi- Wha…
Ichi- What are you talking about!? It's not like such things can be seen…
Ishi- Ah
Ishi- A new Hollow is here.
(FX- beepbeepbeep)
Ruk- It's… It's really here!!
Ruk- An order!!
Ichi- Which way!?
Ishi- That way.
Ishi- You're not at that level of understanding, and yet
Ishi- you call yourself a Shinigami?
Ishi- SHII!!
Ruk- The signal…
Ruk- disappeared…!
Ichi- Wha…
Ichi- What the hell are you…!?
Ishi- Ishida Uryuu
Ishi- Quincy*
(*"Destroyer")
Ishi- I
Ishi- hate Shinigami.
(Read clockwise-)
Kon
Born December 30th
Look at his head sideways and it's surprisingly flat!!
Likes: Sister Rukia, Caramel, Boobs
Dislikes: Ichigo, Asparagus, Onion
Theme Music is Public Air Corporation's "Mr. Tanaka Sunday Dance" from "Kai" and Rip Slyme's "Bushmen" from "Five"
Runs 100m in 3.8 sec, Vertical Jump 13m 56
27cm, 182g