bleach extra.RADIO-KON
BLEACHEXTRA!!! RADIO-KON
(arrow- Trademark)
Kon- Yo! What’s up, guys? This is everyone’s idol, the hawk of the Bleach world, Kon!!
Kon- SPLASH!! (greeting)
(Ururu’s hat- Assistant)
Kon- This is “Radio Kon,” commonly known as RajiKon, which is a daring new program where you guys send us postcards and bury us in no-holds barred questions! Let’s get started!!
Sign- <Question 1> Is Rukia-san really a man? (When serialization first began, this question really only came rarely.)
Kon- A woman!!
Kon- Next!!
Sign- <Question 2> Shibata-kun (the parakeet), who used to ride on Chad’s shoulder, suddenly disappeared. What happened to it?
Kon- Who’s Chad?
(blackboard sign obscured in background- Today’s Theme: About how Kevin Costner and Keanu Reeves emit the same rare aura.)
(fx- rattle rattle)
Kon- I I I I I I donno!!
(arrow- Sound of trauma cracking open)
Kon- Next!!
Sign- <Writer’s Response> It ran way. That’s why Chad is in such a lonely state. Poor guy. As a side note, it couldn’t remember Chad’s name before it ran away.
Sign- <Question 3> Are Yuzu and Karin twins?
Kon- Who’s Yuzu?
(fx- rattle rattle)
(arrow- Sound of pain from his old ear wound.)
Kon- I I-yai-I I I donno!!
Kon- I don’t care at all!!
(arrow- Sound of trauma bursting wide open)
Kon- NEEEXT!!
Sign- <Writer’s Response> They’re twins, aren’t they?
Sign- <Question 4> Please tell me Orihime-chan’s bust size.
Kon- It’s here, it’s here, it’s here, it’s here____!!
Kon- This is the kind of question I’ve been waiting for____!!
Kon- I’ll go do field research right away!!
Kon- See ya, Assistant! I won’t be back!!
(fx- Slam)
(arrow- Sound of getting mixed up in something.)
(fx- creak)
(fx- flop)
Uru- <Question 5>
Uru- Is cotton really the only thing inside Kon? Please investigate.
Kon- GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sign- This is how Kon’s traumatic experiences increase one after another.
(building sign- Studio)
BLEACHEXTRA!!! RADIO-KON2
(arrow- Renewed this area.)
Kon- Yo! What’s up, guys? This is everyone’s idol, the Pierluigi Collina* of the Bleach world, Kon!!
Kon- SIMULATION!! (greeting)
Kon- “RajiKon” has shot out of the studio for recording this time! I’ve got the freedom to rev it up! Don’t fall behind!! Let’s get started!!
Kon- This time I shall be answering a request by doing a live infiltration of my loyal assistant’s other workplace at a candy store from a strange dimension, the Urahara Shop, by live transmission!!
(sign- Urahara Shop)
Kon- Well, various things happened once between myself and the crew here, but the petty feelings of ill will can be washed away by time… I’ve also matured a little since then and gotten a little better at telling lies… That’s right. This is simply business. Here, it’s one [runs off the end of the word bubble]
Sign- RajiKon Part 2
The “Infiltration! The Urahara Shop!!!” Saga
Opening Curtain.
*Famous Italian Soccer Referee
Sign- Part 1
Tessai’s Room of Flame
Kon- First off is Urahara shop’s 3-braided, four-eyes, muscle-moustache apron-wearer!
Kon- He ranks <i>Number 1</i> in the “I couldn’t decide on the best nickname to give him” ranking!!
Kon- From Tessai’s room!!
Tess- Oh my!
Tess- You’ve caught me at a bad time!
Tess- The truth is that I, the unworthy Tessai, have been put in charge of Sexiness, you see… Without any choice in the matter, I had to tie an apron around my naked [runs off the end of the word bubble]
Kon- GYAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sign- Part 2
Jinta & Ururu’s Room of Flame
Kon- Next up is Urahara Shop’s Tom & Jerry!!
Kon- Jinta and Ururu’s room!!
(sign- [Lord] Jinta <strike>& Ururu’s</strike> room)
Jin- GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jin- This is the funniest thing ever, Ururu!!
(sign- Ururu’s Tiny Room)
Jin- GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Uru- …You saw…
Kon- NGYAAAA
Sign- 2nd time today.
Sign- Part 3
Kisuke’s Room of Flame
Kon- We’ve finally reached the last one!
Kon- Urahara Shop’s most mysterious man, as well as Urahara Shop’s biggest pervert!!
Kon- Incidentally, he’s also the manager!
Kon- We’re infiltrating Urahara Kisuke’s room!!
(sign- Kisuke’s Castle)
(arrow- Porno)
Kon- Ugh… Damn Urahara, using such crafty tricks!!
Kon- He thought he could set up a trap for me by using porn magazines like this…
Kon- How dare he!!!
(Kon- Ufufu, I see)
(mag- Prono mag)
(fx- SQUASH)
Kon- HYAAAAAAAAA
Sign- For today’s special service, it is 3 traumatic events. Yes, 3 traumatic events.
RADIO-KON BABY!! 1
(under title-Opening Background Music “RajiKon Baby’s Theme” ~Single~ “We Are RajiKon Baby!!”)
Kon- Yo! What’s up, guys! The heartwarming Q&A program for you guys and I has finally begun! “RajiKon Baby!!” From now on, we’ll try hard to see about making periodical appearances, so let’s get started!!
Kon- Our first guest is Big Sister, Kuchiki Rukia!! Despite being held captive, Sister has consented to an appearance! A relay behind bars that’s being connected from the jail cell!!
Kon- SISTE~~~~R
Ruk- [taps screen] …Is this thing really transmitting properly?
Kon- Of course it is, Sister!! You’re as gorgeous as ever today. What in the world could be the key to such beauty!?
Ruk- Fool. This is a Question Corner for me. Let’s hurry up and get started.
Kon- Yes, Sister!! Now! With Sister on the monitor and the studio flooded with negative-ions, here’s our first shot at a postcard! This is the most common question out of the mountain-load of questions that poured in! This one will represent them!!
Q- Where does Rukia get her uniform and plain clothes? Also, while staying at the Kurosaki household, what did she do about bathing and stuff?
Ishikawa Prefecture, Kishinou Naomi
Ruk- Hm. This might actually be something that has been on a lot of reader’s minds… Alright, I’ll answer it. Firstly, it’s a school uniform but Urahara made arrangements for all of that. As for plain clothes, in the beginning I borrowed that from Ichigo’s little sister called Yuzu, but one day Ichigo was caught by his little sister (Yuzu) while he was ransacking her wardrobe, so he got scolded severely (by Yuzu). From then on, I would buy and borrow clothes on credit from Urahara. It was the same with bathing since, at first, I did it late at night without the family noticing while Ichigo kept guard. However, that was too risky, so after about half a month of this I started going to Urahara’s place to use the bath as well.
Kon- That way… seems even more dangerous…
Q- If Kubo-sensei were not a Manga-ka (comic book writer), what do you think he would be?
Chiba Prefecture, Yokoyama Ryouka<
Kon- I don’t care!!
Ruk- Hey, now. …Well, this is a question for Taito. We can’t answer it. If questions are accumulated for that guy, eventually he’ll be a guest too. Wait until that happens.
Kon- I’m against it! I hate that guy!! If he’s on, then I won’t be on! Let him answer by himself!!
Ruk- Say that sort of stuff and it won’t be my fault if your appearances get cut down…
Q- Which one does Kon prefer, Fukada Kyouko or Igawa Haruka?
Gunma Prefecture, Every day is Special
Kon- Igawa Haruka!!! If you were to ask why, I’d tell you that it’s because Igawa Haruka has the more generous portion!!
Ruk- Who are those Fukada-something and Igawa-something people?
Q- Please take time to listen to my concerns. I’ve got this person that I like, but we’re in different classes and even when we meet I end up being mean to her. What should I do to stop bullying her? Ple~ase tell me what to do, Mr.Kon.
Hyogo Prefecture, Baseball Team Member
Kon- Whoa… It really came… I wrote it as a joke thinking that there wasn’t anyone who would seriously ask for love advice from a manga question corner, but an inexpert love-woe really did arrive… Say, to be painfully honest all of this real-life stuff for Sister and I is a little, well… If I had a guest who seemed good at that sort of thing… Oh, well! Sister! What’s your take on this?
Ruk- Hm. Actually, there were guys like that when I was a student too. Whenever I ran into this one classmate in the hallway, I would listen to him tease and say spiteful things.
Kon- Seriously!? What a jerk to treat my Sister like that!!
Ruk- Well, come to think of it, that may have been affection turned inside out, but in those days I simply felt that he was just being annoying… As for its relation with the question about “bullying,” generally it’s safe to think that there’s no chance of a girl liking a guy who is picking on her. When it comes to being embarrassed, you should try smiling and greeting her normally for a start. As a person who bullied her, starting to get close to her in a normal fashion is enough for her impression of you to improve greatly.
Kon- Well… the fact that he can’t act normally is the problem…
Ruk- I can’t help that far. He has to decide on his own whether it’s better to be embarrassed or despised.
SE- Slam
Ren- Hey, Rukia!! I brought you a meal…
[all 3 shocked] !!
Ren- Wha… what’s that monitor!? How did you suddenly set up this crap!?
Ruk- W… wait! No! This isn’t like that, Renji!!
Ren- What isn’t like that, damn you! You just wait! I’ll bust it apart right now!!
Ruk- S… stop, Renji! Sto…
SE- CRASH!! CRACKLE!!
Kon- S… Sister!! SISTE~~R!!
Tv- FHZZZZZ...
~Single~ “G’night! RajiKon Baby!”
Ending Background Music: SMAP “Lionheart”
Fade to black.
BLEACHEXTRA!!! RADIO-KON
(arrow- Trademark)
Kon- Yo! What’s up, guys? This is everyone’s idol, the hawk of the Bleach world, Kon!!
Kon- SPLASH!! (greeting)
(Ururu’s hat- Assistant)
Kon- This is “Radio Kon,” commonly known as RajiKon, which is a daring new program where you guys send us postcards and bury us in no-holds barred questions! Let’s get started!!
Sign- <Question 1> Is Rukia-san really a man? (When serialization first began, this question really only came rarely.)
Kon- A woman!!
Kon- Next!!
Sign- <Question 2> Shibata-kun (the parakeet), who used to ride on Chad’s shoulder, suddenly disappeared. What happened to it?
Kon- Who’s Chad?
(blackboard sign obscured in background- Today’s Theme: About how Kevin Costner and Keanu Reeves emit the same rare aura.)
(fx- rattle rattle)
Kon- I I I I I I donno!!
(arrow- Sound of trauma cracking open)
Kon- Next!!
Sign- <Writer’s Response> It ran way. That’s why Chad is in such a lonely state. Poor guy. As a side note, it couldn’t remember Chad’s name before it ran away.
Sign- <Question 3> Are Yuzu and Karin twins?
Kon- Who’s Yuzu?
(fx- rattle rattle)
(arrow- Sound of pain from his old ear wound.)
Kon- I I-yai-I I I donno!!
Kon- I don’t care at all!!
(arrow- Sound of trauma bursting wide open)
Kon- NEEEXT!!
Sign- <Writer’s Response> They’re twins, aren’t they?
Sign- <Question 4> Please tell me Orihime-chan’s bust size.
Kon- It’s here, it’s here, it’s here, it’s here____!!
Kon- This is the kind of question I’ve been waiting for____!!
Kon- I’ll go do field research right away!!
Kon- See ya, Assistant! I won’t be back!!
(fx- Slam)
(arrow- Sound of getting mixed up in something.)
(fx- creak)
(fx- flop)
Uru- <Question 5>
Uru- Is cotton really the only thing inside Kon? Please investigate.
Kon- GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sign- This is how Kon’s traumatic experiences increase one after another.
(building sign- Studio)
BLEACHEXTRA!!! RADIO-KON2
(arrow- Renewed this area.)
Kon- Yo! What’s up, guys? This is everyone’s idol, the Pierluigi Collina* of the Bleach world, Kon!!
Kon- SIMULATION!! (greeting)
Kon- “RajiKon” has shot out of the studio for recording this time! I’ve got the freedom to rev it up! Don’t fall behind!! Let’s get started!!
Kon- This time I shall be answering a request by doing a live infiltration of my loyal assistant’s other workplace at a candy store from a strange dimension, the Urahara Shop, by live transmission!!
(sign- Urahara Shop)
Kon- Well, various things happened once between myself and the crew here, but the petty feelings of ill will can be washed away by time… I’ve also matured a little since then and gotten a little better at telling lies… That’s right. This is simply business. Here, it’s one [runs off the end of the word bubble]
Sign- RajiKon Part 2
The “Infiltration! The Urahara Shop!!!” Saga
Opening Curtain.
*Famous Italian Soccer Referee
Sign- Part 1
Tessai’s Room of Flame
Kon- First off is Urahara shop’s 3-braided, four-eyes, muscle-moustache apron-wearer!
Kon- He ranks <i>Number 1</i> in the “I couldn’t decide on the best nickname to give him” ranking!!
Kon- From Tessai’s room!!
Tess- Oh my!
Tess- You’ve caught me at a bad time!
Tess- The truth is that I, the unworthy Tessai, have been put in charge of Sexiness, you see… Without any choice in the matter, I had to tie an apron around my naked [runs off the end of the word bubble]
Kon- GYAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sign- Part 2
Jinta & Ururu’s Room of Flame
Kon- Next up is Urahara Shop’s Tom & Jerry!!
Kon- Jinta and Ururu’s room!!
(sign- [Lord] Jinta <strike>& Ururu’s</strike> room)
Jin- GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jin- This is the funniest thing ever, Ururu!!
(sign- Ururu’s Tiny Room)
Jin- GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Uru- …You saw…
Kon- NGYAAAA
Sign- 2nd time today.
Sign- Part 3
Kisuke’s Room of Flame
Kon- We’ve finally reached the last one!
Kon- Urahara Shop’s most mysterious man, as well as Urahara Shop’s biggest pervert!!
Kon- Incidentally, he’s also the manager!
Kon- We’re infiltrating Urahara Kisuke’s room!!
(sign- Kisuke’s Castle)
(arrow- Porno)
Kon- Ugh… Damn Urahara, using such crafty tricks!!
Kon- He thought he could set up a trap for me by using porn magazines like this…
Kon- How dare he!!!
(Kon- Ufufu, I see)
(mag- Prono mag)
(fx- SQUASH)
Kon- HYAAAAAAAAA
Sign- For today’s special service, it is 3 traumatic events. Yes, 3 traumatic events.
RADIO-KON BABY!! 1
(under title-Opening Background Music “RajiKon Baby’s Theme” ~Single~ “We Are RajiKon Baby!!”)
Kon- Yo! What’s up, guys! The heartwarming Q&A program for you guys and I has finally begun! “RajiKon Baby!!” From now on, we’ll try hard to see about making periodical appearances, so let’s get started!!
Kon- Our first guest is Big Sister, Kuchiki Rukia!! Despite being held captive, Sister has consented to an appearance! A relay behind bars that’s being connected from the jail cell!!
Kon- SISTE~~~~R
Ruk- [taps screen] …Is this thing really transmitting properly?
Kon- Of course it is, Sister!! You’re as gorgeous as ever today. What in the world could be the key to such beauty!?
Ruk- Fool. This is a Question Corner for me. Let’s hurry up and get started.
Kon- Yes, Sister!! Now! With Sister on the monitor and the studio flooded with negative-ions, here’s our first shot at a postcard! This is the most common question out of the mountain-load of questions that poured in! This one will represent them!!
Q- Where does Rukia get her uniform and plain clothes? Also, while staying at the Kurosaki household, what did she do about bathing and stuff?
Ishikawa Prefecture, Kishinou Naomi
Ruk- Hm. This might actually be something that has been on a lot of reader’s minds… Alright, I’ll answer it. Firstly, it’s a school uniform but Urahara made arrangements for all of that. As for plain clothes, in the beginning I borrowed that from Ichigo’s little sister called Yuzu, but one day Ichigo was caught by his little sister (Yuzu) while he was ransacking her wardrobe, so he got scolded severely (by Yuzu). From then on, I would buy and borrow clothes on credit from Urahara. It was the same with bathing since, at first, I did it late at night without the family noticing while Ichigo kept guard. However, that was too risky, so after about half a month of this I started going to Urahara’s place to use the bath as well.
Kon- That way… seems even more dangerous…
Q- If Kubo-sensei were not a Manga-ka (comic book writer), what do you think he would be?
Chiba Prefecture, Yokoyama Ryouka<
Kon- I don’t care!!
Ruk- Hey, now. …Well, this is a question for Taito. We can’t answer it. If questions are accumulated for that guy, eventually he’ll be a guest too. Wait until that happens.
Kon- I’m against it! I hate that guy!! If he’s on, then I won’t be on! Let him answer by himself!!
Ruk- Say that sort of stuff and it won’t be my fault if your appearances get cut down…
Q- Which one does Kon prefer, Fukada Kyouko or Igawa Haruka?
Gunma Prefecture, Every day is Special
Kon- Igawa Haruka!!! If you were to ask why, I’d tell you that it’s because Igawa Haruka has the more generous portion!!
Ruk- Who are those Fukada-something and Igawa-something people?
Q- Please take time to listen to my concerns. I’ve got this person that I like, but we’re in different classes and even when we meet I end up being mean to her. What should I do to stop bullying her? Ple~ase tell me what to do, Mr.Kon.
Hyogo Prefecture, Baseball Team Member
Kon- Whoa… It really came… I wrote it as a joke thinking that there wasn’t anyone who would seriously ask for love advice from a manga question corner, but an inexpert love-woe really did arrive… Say, to be painfully honest all of this real-life stuff for Sister and I is a little, well… If I had a guest who seemed good at that sort of thing… Oh, well! Sister! What’s your take on this?
Ruk- Hm. Actually, there were guys like that when I was a student too. Whenever I ran into this one classmate in the hallway, I would listen to him tease and say spiteful things.
Kon- Seriously!? What a jerk to treat my Sister like that!!
Ruk- Well, come to think of it, that may have been affection turned inside out, but in those days I simply felt that he was just being annoying… As for its relation with the question about “bullying,” generally it’s safe to think that there’s no chance of a girl liking a guy who is picking on her. When it comes to being embarrassed, you should try smiling and greeting her normally for a start. As a person who bullied her, starting to get close to her in a normal fashion is enough for her impression of you to improve greatly.
Kon- Well… the fact that he can’t act normally is the problem…
Ruk- I can’t help that far. He has to decide on his own whether it’s better to be embarrassed or despised.
SE- Slam
Ren- Hey, Rukia!! I brought you a meal…
[all 3 shocked] !!
Ren- Wha… what’s that monitor!? How did you suddenly set up this crap!?
Ruk- W… wait! No! This isn’t like that, Renji!!
Ren- What isn’t like that, damn you! You just wait! I’ll bust it apart right now!!
Ruk- S… stop, Renji! Sto…
SE- CRASH!! CRACKLE!!
Kon- S… Sister!! SISTE~~R!!
Tv- FHZZZZZ...
~Single~ “G’night! RajiKon Baby!”
Ending Background Music: SMAP “Lionheart”
Fade to black.