FUN WAYS TO KILL GINby rukia
darcisan's challenge:
I would really like to see anything where Gin dies.. honestly.. something painful please.. the bastard... XD

Ask and ye shall recieve... In my own weird way. ^^;

1. String him up by his toes & slowly lower him into a pool of sharks. don’t have sharks
2. Stab him in the back. impossible. he’s a master at that stuff
3. Die while screaming vengeance upon his soul & then haunt him for the rest of his days. last part sounds a bit boring
4. Stick his head in a microwave. Watch his brains go boom. no microwaves in soul society
5. Push him off the top of the White Tower & watch him go splat. Laugh at the Gin-pancake. possible setback: may be too quick. needs a LOT more pain. some terror, too
7. Tell Captain Zaraki that Gin likes to peep on Vice-captain Yachiru in the shower. Watch bloody chaos ensue. idea has potential. must remember to duck when entrails go flying. eww

"Erm... Pardon me, Vice-captain, but it's time for your meal," the low-ranked Shinigami spoke through the wooden bars hesitantly as he tried very hard to keep the food tray from trembling in his hands. He could easily read the chalky scrawls written all over the interior of the cell. The attendant wondered if he should go report the inmate’s abnormal behavior to a higher authority, such as Captain Hitsugaya.

"Thank you very much," the prisoner replied distractedly as she stared up at the chalky scrawls, "but I’m quite busy right now."

Vice-captain Hinamori Momo planted a fist on her hip and critically eyed her notes on the wall. Surely there must be an easier way to torture and kill a lying no-good kitsune-faced backstabber... she just needed to give her plans a little more thought.

After all, Captain Aizen once told her that she was quite a good planner. She would do him proud.

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